Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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