as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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