have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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