Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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