I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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