Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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