I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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