I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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