i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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