...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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