Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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