She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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