i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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