operation harelip BJ is a go
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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