They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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