If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You made out with two different species that night
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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