i would punch a child for taco bell
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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