dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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