Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
