only if we run a train.
done.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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