Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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