Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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