"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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