Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
