Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
