you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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