Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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