chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I need moral support for this bender
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
3 2 1 whiskey
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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