is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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