Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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