This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize