Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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