where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
i need some magic done to my vagina
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Randomize
