But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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