walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
this boner is exhausting
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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