fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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