I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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