I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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