Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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