Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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