You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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