I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
