Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
They have beer where we have blood.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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