She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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