There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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