I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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