just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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