I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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