i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Sorry about my life...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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