S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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