I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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