All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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