my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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