I am puke
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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