Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just tell him i said nine months
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
don't judge my taste in strippers
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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